Twitter has let loose on "The Mooch."
In the profanity-laced interview, which was published on Friday, Scaramucci was quoted calling then-White House chief of staff Reince Priebus "a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac." He also busted out this gem: "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock."
During Scaramucci's brief tenure as communications director (which, to be fair, lasted longer than a Mayfly's life span, OK?) his wife filed for divorce and he missed the birth of his child, all of which makes for the perfect Twitterstorm.
Here are some of the best jokes about "The Mooch" getting sacked: