21/09/2017 06:46 SAST | Updated 21/09/2017 06:47 SAST

Excited Tourist Goes On Quest To Find Hidden Penises Across The U.S.

"Boy have I seen some big, beautiful dicks around this country."

We like to think that HuffPost did its part to make phallic symbol tourism cool, but Ryan O'Flanagan still gets props for this video chronicling the structural sausage fest that is America.

O'Flanagan, from Netflix's true-crime spoof "American Vandal," sees penises in sidewalk posts, skyscrapers, city names (Dickago and San Frandickso), and even in a "tree-nis" and "cock-tus."

In this clip posted by Funny or Die, watch O'Flanagan's "Overly Excited Tourist" count the schlong-like features of our great land.

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