23/04/2018 18:05 SAST | Updated 08/05/2018 16:40 SAST

19 Funny Mother's Day Cards For Your Foul-Mouthed Mom

“Thanks for all the shit haircuts.”

If your mom is the queen of dropping f-bombs, she deserves a Mother’s Day card that’s as foul-mouthed as she is. 

Mother’s Day is almost here ― it’s May 13 ― so make sure you’re prepared. Though there are gifts you can order now ahead of time, you can’t underestimate the power of an honest AF Mother’s Day card, too.

Below, 19 perfect cards for your foul-mouthed mama: 

  • 1Sorry For Swearing
    Sorry For Swearing
    Etsy // CypressCardCo
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  • 2Bad Ass Mama
    Bad Ass Mama
    Etsy // fiveblessings
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  • 3Loin Fruit
    Loin Fruit
    Etsy // witandwhistle
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  • 4Proper Fucking Lady
    Proper Fucking Lady
    Etsy // TopHatAndMonocle
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  • 5Thanks For All The Shit Haircuts
    Thanks For All The Shit Haircuts
    Etsy // yousaiditcards
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  • 6Moms Are Like Buttons
    Moms Are Like Buttons
    Etsy // OneLittleChickadeeCo
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  • 7Lady Bits
    Lady Bits
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  • 8Like Mother, Like Son
    Like Mother, Like Son
    Etsy // LukannaDesigns
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  • 9Mum, You Are The Breast
    Mum, You Are The Breast
    Etsy // StudioBoketto
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  • 10Sorry For Ruining Your Nether Regions
    Sorry For Ruining Your Nether Regions
    Etsy // RachelHaleyDesign
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  • 11This Mothering Shit Is Hard
    This Mothering Shit Is Hard
    Etsy // InANutshellStudio
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  • 12Real Moms Drop F-Bombs
    Real Moms Drop F-Bombs
    Etsy // grapestreetgreetings
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  • 13Thanks For Always Handling My Crap
    Thanks For Always Handling My Crap
    Etsy // BEpaperie
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  • 14Sorry I Wrecked Your Vagina
    Sorry I Wrecked Your Vagina
    Etsy // ApparentlyAshley
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  • 15Thanks For Not Telling Dad
    Thanks For Not Telling Dad
    Etsy // SmartyBants
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  • 16Sorry I Swear So Much
    Sorry I Swear So Much
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  • 17Amazing Mothers Day
    Amazing Mothers Day
    Etsy // DaviePaperCo
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  • 18You Rock The Shit Out Of Motherhood
    You Rock The Shit Out Of Motherhood
    Etsy // KissMyCard
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  • 19Sorry For All The Shit I Put You Through
    Sorry For All The Shit I Put You Through
    Etsy // HonestAFCards
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